you know them moments when you look in the mirror and you think holy shit that’s me because for some reason it feels like the person you’re looking at in the mirror is an unfamiliar stranger and you begin thinking about how you’re a person on a planet in a solar system in a galaxy in a universe and for a few minutes you ponder the origin and the meaning of existence and then shrug and return to your computer
(via lackorluck)
Every morning, you get $86,000 deposited into your bank account for your use. But like every other game, there are rules. There are two rules. One is that everything that you didn’t spend is taken away at the end of the day. You can’t transfer it or save it. It simply disappears. Rule two is…
| me in the morning: | i'm tired don't look at me |
| me at school: | i'm tired don't touch me |
| me after school: | i'm tired don't talk to me |
| me blogging at 3 in the morning: | hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back????? |
